Captain Thud appears to be a sentient, mobile, possibly malevolent cactus. First appearance was in 'Revenge of Captain Thud 15' (needs confirmation), wherein he quoted Randy Milholland's webomic 'Something Postive' (link ) specifically this page.
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Noted abilities include catsplosion, teleportation, and as suggested in 'After Wrath 19' mambo dancing.